Few Jokes on Chartered Accountant and CA Students

Here we have compiled few jokes on Chartered Accountancy and Chartered Accountancy Students

Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children,
Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better

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CA on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
“Yes dear”
My daughter, are you here?
“Yes dad”
My son, are you here?
“Yes dad”
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
“Yes SIR”
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai

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Side effect of excess CA study:
A boy went to restaurant.. He wanted to see the
MENU but he forgot what its called and he said
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Bring the Module please!

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Difference between
normal friend
and c.a frnds
A frnd normally ask to his frnd : or
bhai kya haal h.kya chal raha h. sab
badiya h. enjoy kar raha h.koi nyi gf
banai.
A c.a studend ask to his frnd : bhai clas
aa raha h?,koi amendment ayi h,ye
section yad karna h?,ye humare liye
applicable hoga?, ye kaise yad karna
h?,kaunsi buk refer karu?

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CA Students ko ku6
aye ya na aye
par 1 chiz zarur ati hai..
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Bina OFF button k calculator OFF karke
dikhana…..!!

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CA
dedicated songs:

CPT-jalak dikhala ja, 1 bar aaja aaja
aaja

PCC/IPCC-Yeh galiyan yeh
chobara,yahan aana na dobara

COCHING-Idhar chala me udhar chala

SYLLABUS-Ajeeb dasta hai ye,kaha
shuru kaha khatam

ARTICAL training-Aa khushi se
khudkushi karle

FINAL- Musafir hu main yaro

ICAI- Q paisa-paisa karti hai,tu paise
pe q marti hai

EXAM-Zehrili raate, ninde ud jati hai

RESULT-jane kya hoga rama re,jane
kya hoga mola re

PASS-aaj me upar asmaan niche

FAIL-Jag suna suna lage ;(;

CA Student’s True Fact:
Tadpati mohabbat ka bas itna
fasaana hai,
!
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Girlfriend ghar pe akeli hai par……….
!
!
!
Hume to Articleship pe jana
hai……….!!!!!!

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Ye Saala CA me registeration Kab
Hota Hai ??
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Answer : Jab Time Kharab Chal Raha
Ho
Raahu, Ketu Or Shani Ki Dasha Kharab
Ho
Aapka Mangal kamjor Ho
AUR
Bhagwan Bhi full Maje Lene Ke Mood
mein ho

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Collector bante hai jo IAS padhte hai,
Doctor bante hai jo MBBS padhte hai,
Lawyer bante hai jo LLB padhte hai,
Engineer bante hai jo BE padhte hai,
aur
In sab ke BAAP bante hai jo “ICAI” me
Padhte hai….

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A shy young guy goes 2 bar & sees a beautiful gal sitting alone.He gathers some courage,goes 2 her table & asks “Would u mind if i sit here”She resonded loudly’”no, i dnt wanna spend nite with u”everyone at the bar turns & stares at d guy.Young guy shocked & embarresed,goes back 2 histable.After few min. the gal apologized & said”SEE i m a student of psycology & studying how people respond in embarrassing situation”guy rspnded loudly”Rs. 3000, that’s 2 much”.Everyone stares at d gal.guy silently say”le panga cmrce k student se

laugh_ha_ha

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Banner in front of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of India ….

“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students…. . leave them to us….”

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CA gaali de to kya dega?

BLOODY bounced cheque,

Dharti pe liability,

Paidaishi bad debts,

Dishonoured bill,

Insolvent aadmi,

Itna marunga ki balance nahi bachega.
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difference between b.com n ca:-

b.com ques:- What is ur name??? (10 marks)

 
ca ques:- what is ur name? does it suits ur personality?? Analyse critically. (2 marks)
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Santa:I read in newspaper tht a widower with 9kids married a widow with 7kids

Banta:dat’s nt a mariage, thts an amalgamation in d nature of MERGER
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Q: Difference between gud CA & great CA?

Ans: A good CA knows the IT Act but a great CA knows the Income Tax Officer…. :p
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Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the.

God”Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai.

Pehla~”Main pujari hu,sari umar apki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq h.

Dusra”Main ek Dr.hu,sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai

Tisra-“Maine CA KI PADHAI KI HAI.”

God-“kuch mat bol mere bhai,rulaega kya? sari JAWANI tu narak me raha h. Swarg par tera hi haq hai.”

DedicateD to all CA students.
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If Gandhiji would have ever thought about doing.. “c.a.”!!!!:- . . He would have definitely added a 4th monkey wid hands on its forehead… ;-( :-O 😛
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what is 143?

MBA student” I love you

Engn student :I hate you

Bio student: I miss you

CA student:its a scrutiny assessment section under income tax 1961

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Why is it that in all marriages the bride sits on the left side and the groom on the right ?”
reply – “Have u ever seen a Profit & Loss Statement ? It follows the same logic – all income is posted on the right and expenses are on the left ! “

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We had many options to end our life
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest… Education (CA).

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PE-I-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.
PE-II-Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de.
ARTICLES-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.
FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna.

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Aansu aa jate hai aankho me rone se pehle,
Har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle,
Kya hai CA ye to samajh gaye,
Kash koi rok leta admission hone se pehle…..

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Are you-
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations….. You are a CA Student!!

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AUDITOR
A-accounting and others
U-underlying
D-data and
I-information
T-to give an
O-opinion in
R-the audit report…

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Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues, Everyday classes, Dangerous boss, More expenditure, Less stipend, People call it ARTICLE-SHIP, We call it LIFE.

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CA ON HIS DEATH BED

My wife, are you here?
“Yes dear”
My daughter, are you here?
“Yes dad”
My son, are you here?
“Yes dad”
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
“Yes SIR”
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai.

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Upcoming horror movies in CA:
-Boss bana shaitan
-Tadapta article
-Khatarnak syllabus
-B.L. ka badla
-2nd group ki pyas
-Khooni result
-Wo aakhri attempt

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Child: Who’s that man & woman who come every night and disappear in the morning???
Grand Mom : Thank God finally you saw them. They are your parents…… Both are “Chartered Accountants”.

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Two friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj: You both have committed same sins and both seems to have same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and CA 1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal
Yamraj : CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.